I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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