I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
