How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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