you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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