I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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