Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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