I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I think im going to throw up on grandma
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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