Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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