I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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