...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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