apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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