Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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