Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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