I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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