From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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