Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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