I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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