"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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