It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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