U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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