Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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