you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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