Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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