had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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