Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just googled if crying burns calories
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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