"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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