You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
