i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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