i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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