I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I forget how to act sober
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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