doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
