he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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