This is not my ceiling
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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