Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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