the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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