We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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