Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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