I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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