You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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