He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I had to cum in my sink.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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