Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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