I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
What a dumb baby whore.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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