do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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