Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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