Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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