I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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