Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
is it fun? or sober?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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