I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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