I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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