wat bout pragnant strippers??
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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