This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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