Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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