Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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