Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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