NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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