I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
