U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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