i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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