Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.