dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.